I read that in the cadence of “500 cigarettes” from the orville

I have gotten a couple in the last couple of months… which is a lot since other than that I haven’t gotten one in like… over a year

That too haha x3

I mean… it’s little kids so I was just sorta assuming minecraft bedrock over LAN… if we’re doing proper server stuff and you have the resources to throw around that’d also fix the issue… though they’d still have to clear the cows manually, so depends on what point in the game they are, an enchanted diamond sword is way less of a hassle than a stone one y’know? :3

Real x3… I still sometimes go back and replay the old versions of minecraft, and there’s a lot of interesting stuff to them that I had forgotten

Assuming they’re playing on a device that can handle 80 cows yes :3

If they’re playing bedrock on a tablet or something it may need to be downscaled a bit

Assuming the cows are causing a lot of lag, so he’s upset that he can’t clear them out and play the game

The obvious solution then is just using a command to kill the cows… and probably tell the other kid not to do that again x3

Beat me to it hah

I was gonna do a whole joker-esque spiel about society and how ingrained certain gender roles are, with men being seen as more disposable, but then I realized that sarcasm is dead, and I should’ve been in bed an hour ago… so just pretend I said something smart

Nah :3

As someone who was 17 during covid… seems like it was a fine time to learn to me /j

I’ll pass none :3… unless they invent mpreg, the chances of me having grandchildren are close to 0

Our last election was like… may 2024? So then :3

Stealth roll: 2 Perception: 13 Intimidation: nat 20

Stealth check passed ✅

12-13 :3

History will say they were roommates :( /j

Eh, the school handled it, so my parents didn’t need to x3

Productivity is when your boss makes you overwork yourself and pockets the difference 👍

I can guarantee that the trend of throwing popcorn at the minecraft movie will be dead /hj

Thanks hehe :3

Mental regression is the main one