I think we can start calling this whole global situation WW3 now.

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

National Emergency Contact Database. Sign a piece of paper together to make each other emergency contacts in the eyes of the govt. have as many as you’d like!

How dare cyclists own the means of propulsion. Capitalism demands people buy expensive modes of transportation that requires payments to car companies, oil companies, insurance companies, and extra taxes. Get out of here with your free pedaling and infinite parking spaces!

Didn’t the Nazis host the Olympics? Why does history rhyme?

Companies don’t promote peons to management, only managers in peon roles get promoted. Just because you’re the best button pusher doesn’t mean you can succeed leading the button pushers.

Sell some of your unused belongings to people, so the money stays within the community instead of that person buying from a chain store. They lost a sale.

How do people learn how to parent teenagers these days?