Thoroughly enjoyable grand prix. Deserved winner in Norris who had pole, fastest lap and P1. Great drive from Max as well and also Albon and Hulkenberg. This season is going to be a doozy!

I like how this is both a wordplay on his military exploits as on his insane amount of concubines and offspring.

California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let’s do this!