Yesterday she couldn’t help but talk about herself on Hunters birthday. Today she’s looking for praise on Red Dress day. I could not dislike her more. For today she could have left it with sharing Fallon’s story but nope - had to highlight herself sharing what Fallon shared. If she was a real giver she would have held that praise close to her heart and not try to get her white privileged self attention today, of all days. A white woman who gets way more attention than woman of colour who she steals content from having a direct line to a podcast host isn’t the flex they think it is. I’m very happy Fallon’s story is out by any means but it’s a larger conversation about why a white woman of privilege has that position. Why are woman following someone who edits themselves to look like Barbie while another platform with an indigenous creator who talks about important things has less reach. She is disgusting.

The woman there just announced one the gals on the trip joined her down line. It doesn’t seem like birds crowd. I love this for her!

100% Joanna left bird out of her swim campaign this year. I think adding her to this shoot was to appease her hateful ass. Having someone who wears leggings as a costume is not who anyone is going to look to for active wear.

I always wondered why she does the same idiot poses. If you look at Hunter she doesn’t do these stupid triangle poses…probably because these poses are an industry idea to have photos project the thinnest and leanest images. If bird was really a trailblazer she’d be challenging these ideas cuz it’s not about a body, right? She actually just be showing up like a mom on the beach. But she never does that - kinda puts her whole fake story line to the test doesn’t it?

If the husband really said this to her it is proof that she has somehow truly fooled everyone around her. We see a heck of a lot of resting for both of them. Does she need rest because she spent one week being a solo mom, something she has very, very frequently left others to do? Only it was a trip with restaurants and built in entertainment she wasn’t event on deck for the everyday life stuff. She posted on her mermaid shoot that she was burnt out - she wouldn’t survive actual burnout. This B needs a dose of reality.

This trip is gonna be fun - she hasn’t shared a selfie of her closer-to-real face in a long time! Where are her arched eyebrows and large cartoon eyes?! What about her cute lil turned up nose?!

Her ever changing face. Check out the missing tip of her nose. Her hair looks awful.

Facts!!!

A mom making a statement like this. Your the hobby mom you wanted to be bird and somehow your surprised that you felt love and joy spending time with your kid and that she felt bonded to you? Of course she did….she never has your attention because you’re a selfish hag. Sarah is such a gross example of a mother. And the constant reminder it was a last min decision….Why, so she sounds like a hero of a mother?

Really?! Didn’t see that and how can they let this happen? Sarah and Shane sit on their asses every single night - it’s literally documented!

Parenting for 1 week out of the year is soooooo hard. 🙄 Edit to add bird went on about practices for cheer and the whole family commitment and business. I can recall a number of times she exploited J and we saw her coming home after cheer practice where bird spent the night sitting on the couch. How gross that bird, who does absolutely nothing all day had another mom/dad doing the driving. I’m sure it was a carpool and everyone took turns but when you think of how demanding a real mom’s day is there has to be resentment seeing Sarah do nothing all day. I wish we could get an honest review from a mom in the cheer group.

Or sick of this? Her head is almost as big as her torso. What kind of strange camera angle or filter do influencers use? It’s deceptive and 100% about looking thin. I hope she is gone from every internet feed real soon. She’s lost weight for sure, good for her as it is obviously very important to her but this photo is harmful.

Maybe it’s because we’ve spent weeks, no months, talking about how all she does is sit on her ass after her busy days of hair appointments and taking photos in bikinis while her kid plays alone. She didn’t read it and take it to heart she’s worried her followers might of noticed too so she’s doing damage control. Sarah loves herself and praise.

Sure seems like she’s drying up! 🤞🏻

In every bird phot she has high full of body hair. In other people’s photos it looks flat and crispy. She is a fake from head to toe. (Remember the fake black toe 🤣.)

Someone in the Reddit group wisely noted that the camera was at L height. So…yeah, bird was either filming bent over or she was lying and scripted the whole thing!

It must have been very weird growing up with Nana K. It’s one thing to be a little extra in the prim and proper category but to take some to hold in your crap - that’s next level insane.

Interesting thing about these three hanging out is that only bird is posting, trying to prove something about her boring life. It wasn’t long ago that Alicia would have been drooling over Sarah and wanting the masses to know they were friends.

I wonder what happens between these two idiots when Shane shows up on her insta? Is he earning a golf trip with the guys? Does she play her mental heath card to get him to help? I thought this was more recycled content but this is her new hair. Which means she randomly put on a bikini in the middle of the day, while she’s so, so, so busy and behind on the cool behind the scenes stuff, set up a camera and made him touch her 🤢….

And only 150 comments singing her praises and courage. Many her own.

It’s been a week of “look what did once - aren’t I the most cool?”. And then convincing us she’s got big things in the works. How sad?