I went to an Ottawa 67s game the other day. At the one-minute mark it was like “ha ha, this thing” at the two-minute mark I was calculating how much my beer expenditure would have to be to last the whole game.

Cope, Nanni.

What better place than the desert for a water-hungry installation like a data center?

Cruising on my own

I’m moving up where I belong

But at the top it’s fucking cold

I’m moving, I’m moving, I’m moving on without you

Ironically, keeping people and that hunk of shit factory apart might be just the ticket

No way he gets anything done. He’d be a lame duck until the next election, and then he’d be history.

That elephant bout to puke sugarcane

I didn’t see anything about reading the fan mail…

Okay next up we’re reading for the part of “deer in headlights”…

Gene Gene Death Machine

Namaste, Donkeh!

This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

Uh, it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl… Don’t sleep on the Super Bowl

Work productivity? That’s a strange way to say “shareholder value”.

Yeah but on the other hand, fat and sugar

I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

Hero

Fly Heil Airlines

Heil Airlines: You’re Probably Welcome?

Ghost of Tsushima will be sold at fine art rates

New vote from the $20B club