Finally some good news.

ITT: people getting fussed over the definition of “tuxedo” rather than taking OP’s meaning of “dressed much more formally than usual.”

You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.

Ooh I need one of those. I hurt myself all the time but my house just keeps breaking more.

That wookie has seen things.

These are adorable! How do they taste?

Well, I am wearing blue.

Some stores will even double your money back.

Hard truth: no one over the age of 10 should say “butthurt.”

You want a taste of The Milkshake Man

I’m always reading one non-fiction book and one fiction book. It’s amazing how often I end up reading similar ones at the same time. Right now I’m reading Andy Weir’s The Martian, and Claire Nelson’s memoir Things I Learned from Falling. Both involve a person stuck alone, trying to survive by solving practical problems in an inhospitable desert environment.

I had previously talked about reading Charlotte McConaghy’s Wild Dark Shore, and can now report that it’s an excellent book, highly recommend.

These are fantastic.

Absolutely terrible, and yet I like it as an answering metaphor to the idea that multiple penises somehow wear out a vagina.

And Voyager doesn’t get good til S3.

Yes

Why are all the captions being posted as spoilers? I get an error any time I try to remove them.

And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.

Metal af

Eyeliner and lipstick: fierce.

Let’s get mischievous.