NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]

fully informed consumers are anathema to capitalism

wages and productivity, stats that are famously still correlated with each other

You mean “our son,” comrade?

the real communism was the enemies we imagined along the way

the best jokes are funny even when you don’t understand the context

monkey sees joke-shaped communication -> neuron activation

“- I cast Force of Will, exiling Storm Crow”

they’re beans in the same way that tomatoes are fruit

you can't judge a man based on his political opinions

Yes you can.

I would argue it’s one of the more important things about a person

it’s the empire flatlining

I’ll garnish my own ass so it’s all pretty when they kiss it

SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus. Individual members have achieved sapience through unknown means and have established a rudimentary system of government resembling Marxist communism.