NeelixBiederman [he/him]

The Governor of Florida’s previous job was as a JAG lawyer who interviewed detainees at Guantanamo, allegedly to determine if their rights were being upheld, but actually he turned over information from those interviews so the interrogators could determine which methods were most effective

If history has taught us anything, it’s that game show host is the new secretary of state when it comes to the presidential pipeline. I for one am happy to join the Jennings Vanguard

Just don’t see em around much

I mean, the Incan mita system was kind of a centralized public works socialism before the Spanish arrived. Maybe that’s what you were getting at

Taking a moment to thank some of our fallen posters @zifnab25 @Frank @EugeneVDabs

May we meet again in the big phpBB in the sky

Iirc the pasta is a paraphrase of the Wikipedia article that has been edited in ways so that the original no longer exists

Lmao I somehow forgot about the “OOPS we lost the domain” drama. Did someone have to fork over the $1k+ that the auction went up to? Did the laid off fed who owned the credentials to the login give them up?

fill water bottle with refried beans

While the buffoon you’re replying to didn’t take the time to appreciate what you said, I just want you to know that I do.

Norway’s biggest Bob Vylan fan

Heineken mentioned

Brain: Link the song

Me: no brain, it’s just a punk song from some obscure French band that mentions a well known brand, nobody cares.

Brain: Link it and I’ll give you some upvote chemical

Me: fine

Does Dr Dre’s Smoke Weed Every Day count as a prescription?

He’s home now and seems to be doing ok. Gastroenteritis caused by, well, something. No blockage in X-ray and blood work looked ok. Either a parasite (worms) or just something random. A few days of mild food, a fecal test, and he’ll be back to normal soon

Thank you. It’s probably just going to be colitis (upset guts) with no other conditions, but I won’t know that until I spend at least a thousand bucks on x-rays, blood and fecal tests. Here’s to hoping 🤞

Abbott Elementary is a feel-good parks&rec-esque workplace comedy with likeable characters who are all well-meaning teachers at a very poor inner-city Philly school

Recent college graduates are the most exposed to capitalism’s failures, cuz they’re still broke. Give it a few years for some to find employment and be rewarded for keeping their heads down; they’ll start to accept the status quo

Weak fem soy oils vs manly Chad beef suet

Sitting in the emergency vet parking lot cuz my little buddy stopped eating food and started shitting blood

Agreed, capitalism being forced upon us all is doomed to fail, comrade

Easy to obtain, keeps vision, obscures identity, easy removal. Beanie that unfolds into balaclava is the only better option