LoveWitch [he/him, comrade/them]

Reports of 400 posts launched already.

Maybe try scheduling time without your phone?

Eg at 5pm, the phone goes in a draw.

You might be bored at first but try to become comfortable being bored.

Try a meditation practice. Mindfulness is popular.

If you get married more than 99 times then it resets back to 0.

Careful. Bro has discovered the loophole.

The bomber missile will always get through.

Capitalism: that taco you’re eating is actually the property of klarna and you now owe klarna money

Impersonating a CIA deep cover agent

If we weren’t already in a global recession it’s absolutely fucking unavoidable now.

IAEA report normal levels of radiation. No leak.

So that makes 3?

The Rafael not looking so bad now after all.

Tel Aviv was a cunningly prepared decoy

Esfahan nuclear facilities were targeted several times on June 13. No increase in off-site radiation levels has been reported as of now. The IAEA remains in close contact with Iran.

https://xcancel.com/iaeaorg/status/1933804870684799093

I am absolutely certain the first draft reflexively said “unprovoked” but even the Germans realized they had to think of another superlative.

Lmao at the price gouging.

“Oh you’re fleeing a war zone? In that case it will cost you triple.”

How to think about a possible nuclear war in the Middle East: it might affect your investments

Pump these videos directly into my veins

The only viable escalation I can see is for Iran to set off a nuclear warhead test.

They can go tit-for-tat with missile strikes but ultimately Israel can escalate more than Iran can, Israel has US and western backing, and Iran is starting to run low on allies.

An interesting aspect of these spider web attacks is that they seem to take years to pull off.

Ukraines attack took “over 18 months” of planning and Israel’s attack took “years” of preparation.

While effective, they don’t seem to be a highly reliable mode of attack and when you consider the resources a multi-year operation would consume they maybe aren’t efficient either when compared to a missile strike.

The US evacuated their embassies and that, somehow, was not a signal to raise the alert level.

Shocking.

Why tf is china agreeing to those tariffs?

I can only assume there are plenty of loopholes in the fine print that make it more balanced while allowing trump the announceable he wants.

That’s totally Hasbara