Have you tried…GoDaddy???

giggles as the downvotes pour in

Boring and dependable.

Just like I wish politics were.

Now that Google is slowly but surely going to shits,

Slowly? Did you just wake from a coma from 2013? Because if so…literally nothing about life is about to make sense. I mean, not even talking about search engines anymore. You went into a coma with a black president trying to get healthcare for all Americans, and woke up to the bad timeline from Back To The Future II. Except in this reality, it’s even worse. Even Biff never gave nazi salutes…