Wait until you try an IDE.

Win the race? Ok, so what?

Arrest wasn’t fun, but claiming, I’m sure, was!

So? I claim that his claim is a claim indeed. You can claim too – try it. Claiming is fun!

monkey-go-lang is slightly different :)

Python? Superpowers? Guido-BASIC nerfs any programmer to a monkey-go-brrrrr level.

Depression? Yes, you had one, but what about the second?

3rd type: scorching heat is over and I expect a few weeks of nice weather before it’ll turn to rain and, eventually, snow.

Student: if there’s no government for 15 minutes, you can legally leave.

I was shitting in the toilet during Hegseth’s visit. Another miss.

Orban-Fico: Putin said “no”, so no membership for Ukraine.

500kV transformers too… are not the reason.

And it gets so much worse for our would-be dictator…

Facepalm. Dictators don’t care about rating percentages. Should I explain why or there is no need for that?

your lack of contextual understanding means

Listen, it isn’t XVII century anymore. Anyone can read and books are plentiful and cheap. Specialized institutions don’t grant an unique access to some secret data.

In some cases, it might be so: most programmers, for example, don’t actually need formal education and could be better specialists after self-educating themselves on actual and important things.

Next station: Examinations Failure.

Choo-fucking-choo, loser!

Sin bin, obviously.

You don’t know what antibiotics are?

You’re possessed by a GrammarNazi spirit!

Trump is a fascist, but this logic is flawed. You can’t treat linguistics like math. Linguistics is completely batshit crazy under the hood.

Counterexample: I am anti antibiotics (I really think that usage of antibiotics should be limited to the cases where there are no other options). So what happens after applying your logic? I am… bacteria? Nah, shitty meme. Try something cleverer.