I’m able to predict when Holes, starring Shia Labeauf, is about to air on Disney Channel. If I have a strong desire to watch the movie, odds are it’s about to air. I was able to do this for years.

I no longer watch cable tv. This power is vestigial. Nowadays when I have a strong desire to watch Holes, I just watch Holes.

Does she feel autonomous to you? Or more like an extension of you? That sounds pretty cool, either way!

That’s…brutal. Are they okay? Did something happen to them? Or is that just what they decided should happen?

That’s adorable. I hope Kiki means a lot to him :)

I don’t think it counts, but it sounds fascinating. Does everyone get along? Is it a tiring experience, or is it just a natural process?