IAmLamp

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.

With all of the nonsense spewing from the brainless these days, I think my cognitive bias forces me to assume that they believe this bullshit 100%. This probably needs to be in NotTheOnion if it isn’t there already.