Everybody have fun this afternoon.

Everbody wangchuck this afternoon.

Shipping costs on 4.5 bags of funyuns probably wasn’t that bad.

The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.

As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.

Can moderators can sticky/pin posts here? If so this probably should be stickied/pinned/whatever the fuck you call it here.