DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

My rage at lifts on those monsters knows no bounds. The noble lift for overlanding is essential. The variable diff is a tool of the proletarian.

Some guy in an oily t-shirt needs that to go over a big rock on his refitted station wagon off-road monster. The pavement princess would snap in half attempting a climb.

Texans are astounding. They’ll preach about their rights and freedoms in one breath then practically kiss a cop on the mouth in the next.

If the police raided one of their houses for asset forfeiture they’d help them carry the stuff out because they’ll think the hero officers are just unfairly being controlled by the woke mob and they couldn’t shoot a true blooded American patriot for doing their duty.

Distil all the central contradictions of capitalism into a single homunculus and they’ll come out of the beaker driving an F150 and wearing a cowboy hat.

Looks bad.

I will not nitpick to justify my hatred of media I won’t consume: my time is limited and I will avoid something on the faintest whim so I can get back to playing the same couple of paradox games.

I’m not going to be on my death bed wishing I did another Viccy 3 where I watched some mediocre looking show to “give it a chance” instead. What if doing that run as Hawaii where I reverse-invade the US by becoming a tributary of france was the last thing I needed to escape samsara?

Seems more likely than trying to watch Stranger Things to me.

Wait I wasn’t a bot already?

I like to save people time

Cap. I just wasted 5 minutes trying to parse your gibberish and now I’m writing this. It’s okay to take more words to give context, it matters way more than trying to be short/snappy for the sake of sounding cool (or whatever it is you’re going for here).

Also:

for that guy’s mom I’m afraid

He’s falking about “both parties” in that statement too, def feels that way.

I mean if I was him and saw everyone in the room but me with a black box in all those pictures I’d probably go scorched earth too. “Trying to throw me under the bus and be half assed about it? Okay let’s play. I’m dead soon anyway.” That tracks.

So by that mod saying they didn’t know what an eco- fascist meant, they’re also saying they’re: not looking it up, not guessing based on the root words, and not asking for clarification.

Idk how people think saying shit like that helps them look better that’s crazy lol

No one will clean the keys because of woke I’m afraid l.

Hes packing a hell of a counterweight to his advantage if those tennis pics are anything to go by.

“Folks we’re launching an executive order packet tonight that makes it illegal to have touchpad bowling alley computers. It’s only mechanical keyboards. It’s very big. Very exciting. You can eat your chicken wings on the lanes, they’re very good, very good folks, as MUCH sauce as you want without screwing up the screen.”

Ight but the Arby’s cut is cinema.

You know even if there was an underlying adverse ecological impact, the cool thing about planting too many trees is you can just cut them down again WAYYY easier than if you needed to plant another forest.

I know which problem I’d rather have is all I’m saying.

Self-reported skill issue on their part amazing.

I gotta wonder how the actual adjuster is feeling about all this. Like feeling guilty they pinned it on some random guy? Surprised they managed to get away in the first place? Hell I gotta wonder where they’re even at or where they came from.

And the feds too, are they really content with this fuckfest or are they still looking for the real guy just in case? Still looking because they need to show their bosses that they’re not washed and can handle things like this? At least privately?

At the least someone at the FBI has gotta be thinking “yeah everyone better buy this or my ass is going to get dragged into some long meetings with a lot of yelling”. Or maybe not. Maybe the consensus is just “well if you didn’t want to get shot you shouldn’t have acted like a vampire, we’re supposed to turn over every rock from California to Iceland for one guy? Drag my career through the mud looking like an idiot trying to catch a guy half the country thinks we already got? Not my problem”. Like there’s just better things to do?

You could write a whole speculative crime novel about that jesus lmao.

Disney is working with Sora? Yeah kingdom hearts is pretty cool I guess.

I meant that offhandedly towards the news cycle and war as a whole but I see how wording things in 3 words is ambiguous. I’ll slap an edit in comrade.