Alright then MS, (this is hypothetical as I haven’t ran Windows as my main OS in years and don’t plan on going back) since you want me to trade in my hardware, how 'bout I trade in your OS instead? :p
I’ve been blocking and reporting these nicole accounts as spam bots lately. I hope this doesn’t become as bad as the spam bots in the YT comments.
Stuff like this is why if you develop an emulator, that you’re better off self-hosting your own git repos, and optionally hosting on Tor/I2P to completely cover your tracks for good measure.
You still have the Legion Go for a portable console with detachable controllers, but you’d ideally wipe Windows off of it and install ChimeraOS.