One of your neighbors is hung like a field mouse. Which it is is left as an exercise for the reader.

Peaches, Nugget, and Miso

Bothsider nonsense.

I won an online digital photography contest that day.

Giggling in hatchback at this.

They can have my pornography when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Let her cook! I approve of that idea.

Every time a Republicant mumbles their oath of office, with the Bible scorching their palm, it’s a perjury trap.

Epstein visa…

I hope she spends her golden years mucking out hourly motel rooms by the Ljubljana airport.

He wants to be Pope.

Join a 3rd band, I guess.