It’s not that vampires are killed by stakes and werewolves by silver bullets. Vampires are killed by weapons of the peasantry and werewolves are killed by weapons of the aristocracy.

A kalashnikov would kill a vampire, and a hellfire missile would kill a werewolf.

An AR-15, being a weapon of the petit bourgeois, would kill neither.

I know we don’t agree with the pope on everything, but NOBODY deserves one of their last moments to be with JD Vance.