Beaver [he/him]

“You are herby invited to a celebration of that time we kicked your ass”

Congress is only gridlocked when they would potentially be passing something good.

I have never once in my life said aloud the word “BLAST” in the way that journos use it.

My back-of-the-envelope math says it somewhere around 30 minutes of minimum wage (minimum, most are making more than that). A shitty 40 of beer in the USA can be as cheap as $3, which is also around 30 minutes of minimum wage (but most people are making more than that). That’s still a little less than 1.5L, but it’s as close to an apples-to-apples comparison as you can get.

This does demonstrate the vast difference in PPP between US and Chinese goods. Beer is definitely part of the “basket of goods” that you can get for a much cheaper price in China.

Doug Ford’s Buck a Beer campaign was unattainable wishcasting.

In China, it’s a reality.

We’ve established that Marx would have been a poster, but would he have been a gamer? (I’m thinking not)

Real “But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci” hours

First, I would accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, since the only scenario where this happens is one where Catholicism is the one true religion and God is telling me specifically to knock it off with the ex-catholic atheism stuff.

Second, “I hear you loud and clear God, I will be the Maoist Pope”. I mean, why else would he pick me?

Step 1 of making an apple pie from scratch

Watermelons stay winning. Delicious, and consistently on the right side of political and cultural controversy.

They go out of their way to mention only European SSRs, as if the central Asian ones didn’t exist.