Childhood Trauma and possibly a broken dick due to a botched penis implant if Azealia Banks is to be believed.

Ironically, he is the poster child for why we need widespread, free mental health care. He is, loathsome as it is to say, a victim of his childhood trauma. Now we all have to be too.

That’s why Hitler was not assassinated. A competent military leader in Germany could have made the Axis way more of a threat than they already were.

I have a working theory the reason Trump has not been assassinated is actually because world leaders and powerful institutions recognise how laughably incompetent he is and do not want someone more qualified to fill the role of Dick-Tater.