Well my proposition would put me on a list of sorts. Let’s just say my anger with Congress would like to be expressed in a similar fashion to this image:

Imagine we actually got the future the cartoons of the past promised. We’d all be terrified of drunk/stupid people in flying cars crashing through our roof at all times of the day lol

Which is why King Baby the Petulant revoked the invitation for Carney to join his “board of peace.”

What an absolutely pathetic piece of shit. I can’t wait to read Trump’s obituary…

Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon Judge Cannon…

It’s always fucking Judge Cannon… She’s just as responsible for Trump being free as Garland is for sitting on his ass for too long… Cannon literally operates as Trump’s personal defense attorney as opposed to an “impartial” judge and has gotten control of so many fucking cases that should have affected Trump… God I hate that woman

One factor was her promise to work with American oil, and her acquaintance with Americans in the oil business. “Delcy is the most committed to working with US oil,” an ally of hers said.

Corruption you say? Well I never! Not in this world!

Is it red wine and a Mediterranean diet?

I didn’t know it had a name. This is 10000% me, not contacting family or friends, being perpetually single and everything literally never asking for help of any kind.

Thank God these absolute heroes are ridding us of these absolutely awful… (Checks notes)… Children…? MAGA! By the way, have more kids! Just not brown ones. Jesus loves you! (But not them, you know the ones.)

“Here in the Democratic party what we do is separately bitch about something, but never, and I mean never use our power collectively to try to affect change. The most we’ll do is put on a show and then cave in.”

"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Spot on lol

You know what? He’s right. We needed a dictator who wouldn’t care about political appearances and would have thrown his demented ass into prison like he fucking deserves.

Instead we got Malarkey Joe and the coward of the century Merrick Garland as AG. :/

They finished watching game of thrones.

against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,

Incoming MAGA argument: It’s not unreasonable to let ICE search for immigrants! It doesn’t say a warrant is mandatory!

I absolutely hate this game, but just imagine if a Democrat did this… The Republicans were already freaking out during the Biden administration over FEMA workers avoiding houses with trump signs because magas were hunting them. They just cried political persecution as usual…

Time for my least favorite game!

“Imagine a Democrat did that to a Republican!”

… Fox News would be running that story for a week, screaming at the public about how they’re being discriminated against and how the Democrats hate freedom and free speech. How they hate “you” and your “values” etc etc etc…

…and the DOJ?

What are these fucks doing about the DOJ giving the law the finger?

Of course nothing, they can’t run fox news headlines about that, it would upset Donnie Dipshit.

“I’m filing a complaint about a broken snailperson button. I must have pressed it 35 times and never did I get, nor turn into, a snailperson.”

I suppose that’s more than likely true. I have the unfortunate circumstance of having my father be OBSESSED with the Fox News drama show. He’s always up to date on exactly what they tell him to believe so I guess I assume more people are like him than maybe really are.

Thankfully I don’t live with him or talk to him very often or I’d go insane…

That’s the productivity we would unleash … if you’re sick, you can’t work

They couldn’t possibly fucking care less about you living a good life, it’s just down to “if you’re sick, I can’t extract wealth from you.”

Scum.

What can I say, I have Italian ancestry so I love garlic! That’s what made it a competition as well, who could take the garlic breath the longest got a bike!

I’m 39, in my head it doesn’t feel much different than 18. More responsibility, more experience, less desire to party, but overall the only thing that actually changed was how many times the earth circled the sun.

You act how you want to act. My stepmother is 70, she said she still feels like she’s 20 in her head, still smokes weed lol