Neat. I don’t think we really have an equivalent to that. Maybe the wearing green on St.Patrick’s but that’s more the whole being a nation of immigrants thing than our own holiday.

I’d like to remind our guests that we have a bathroom.

More or less the same but we Americans probably wouldn’t use decorative ribbons in home cooking.

First thing in the morning and you make me laugh hard enough to not only cry but wake a housemate in another room, and he passed out hammered last night, he was out like a rock.

As somebody who left Facebook a decade ago I didn’t need told the company sucks. Feed used to consist of family members complaining about being temp banned for Nazi shit back when that wasn’t actively encouraged, or of course the aforementioned Nazi shit. Like, yeah, of course you got a temp ban for calling people directly things I’d feel uncomfortable repeating out loud in an empty room.

That’s a better backstory to that line than Abigail being the daughter.