We just like to enjoy the view

Those shows that showed kids or animals driving a car with a few on the floorboard operating the gas and brake, and a few on the steering wheel, stressed me tf out when I was a kid.

Oooh, but the WHITE squirrels are exemplary drivers, is that it??

I protest the stereotype that black squirrels are painted as the street rowdies here again!

Technically correct and deliciously petty. Of course red squirrels drive slowly, their tiny feet probably graze the pedals like a nervous pianist. Cut them some slack, and maybe give them booster seats or pedal extenders.

Also can we stop turning fur color into a driving-ability personality trait? White, black, red, whatever, they all need better road infrastructure, not stereotypes. Tiny roundabouts and leaf-crossings, stat.