elpaso [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 month agoI'm an American living in Norway. Every time someone figures out I'm American they immediately ask me about my thoughts on Trump. How do I mess with them?message-squaremessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down11
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareI'm an American living in Norway. Every time someone figures out I'm American they immediately ask me about my thoughts on Trump. How do I mess with them?elpaso [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareScranulum@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·edit-22 months agoLook around suspiciously, then lean in and say “I don’t believe he’s human. I think they’re here.” Edit: even better, lean in and say, “I think he’s…Danish.”
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months ago Edit: even better, lean in and say, “I think he’s…Danish.” He enjoys a completely unjustified popularity He thinks he is the centre of the word He believes brown people are out to destroy civilisation if they get the chance He enjoys eating shitty food The facts checks out. Trump is Danish.
minus-squareelpaso [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months ago He enjoys eating shitty food Seriously the food here sucks lol.
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWrong. Lye fish is objectively great.
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoLye fish is Norwegian.
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoelpaso is in Norway tho
minus-squareErika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 months agoDane-ald Trump convincing Denmark to sell Greenland to Seppoland, only to immediately sell Seppoland to Denmark in turn, now THAT’s what I call insider trading
minus-squareGenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months ago Danish
Look around suspiciously, then lean in and say “I don’t believe he’s human. I think they’re here.”
Edit: even better, lean in and say, “I think he’s…Danish.”
The facts checks out. Trump is Danish.
Seriously the food here sucks lol.
Wrong. Lye fish is objectively great.
Lye fish is Norwegian.
elpaso is in Norway tho
Dane-ald Trump convincing Denmark to sell Greenland to Seppoland, only to immediately sell Seppoland to Denmark in turn, now THAT’s what I call insider trading