I'm an American living in Norway. Every time someone figures out I'm American they immediately ask me about my thoughts on Trump. How do I mess with them?

elpaso [he/him]@hexbear.net · edit-2 1 month ago

I'm an American living in Norway. Every time someone figures out I'm American they immediately ask me about my thoughts on Trump. How do I mess with them?

Scranulum@lemm.ee · edit-2 1 month ago

Look around suspiciously, then lean in and say “I don’t believe he’s human. I think they’re here.”

Edit: even better, lean in and say, “I think he’s…Danish.”

SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Edit: even better, lean in and say, “I think he’s…Danish.”

He enjoys a completely unjustified popularity
He thinks he is the centre of the word
He believes brown people are out to destroy civilisation if they get the chance
He enjoys eating shitty food

The facts checks out. Trump is Danish.

elpaso [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

He enjoys eating shitty food

Seriously the food here sucks lol.

Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Wrong. Lye fish is objectively great.

SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Lye fish is Norwegian.

Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

elpaso is in Norway tho

Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Dane-ald Trump convincing Denmark to sell Greenland to Seppoland, only to immediately sell Seppoland to Denmark in turn, now THAT’s what I call insider trading

GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net · 1 month ago

Danish