dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 2 months agoUS Supreme Court to Weigh Law Barring Drug Users From Owning Gunswww.usnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down10
arrow-up126arrow-down1external-linkUS Supreme Court to Weigh Law Barring Drug Users From Owning Gunswww.usnews.comdude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-squareClay_pidgin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoOh of course, silly me.
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSay six hail Satans, masturbate 6 times, and do 6 lines of cocaine as penance, my child. Remember that Satan forgives, but he doesn’t forget.
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWalk always in the darkness, and may the thunderous hoofbeats of Satan guide you to glory
Oh of course, silly me.
Say six hail Satans, masturbate 6 times, and do 6 lines of cocaine as penance, my child. Remember that Satan forgives, but he doesn’t forget.
Done. Woo!
Walk always in the darkness, and may the thunderous hoofbeats of Satan guide you to glory
Hail Satan.