I fixed you’re post 😤
The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
XP
Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?
Accept my fate
Biting down harder
Rawr! 🐯
Reaching up and petting that kitty… Also thanking them for doing what I’m too afraid to do.
Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”
I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦♂️
Die
Remind the kitty that we’ve talked about this.
And no, no second dinner.
The tiger’s bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.
Even if my neck doesn’t get snapped, the tiger’s teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries
nah, I’d win
Guess I’m lunch🤷♀️
How long does this “situation” last? Is there even time to “do” anything other than think “Fu-”?