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minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoSo…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWell, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20. I guess who am I to say no?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoFix what? He’s always been great, haha.
minus-squareKairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThe burns, did you fix the burns?
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThey weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night
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So…you go to bed with them if they roll a 20? Irl?
Do you not?
Well, it was a joke…imagine ducking someone who said something cringe, just because they rolled a 20.
I guess who am I to say no?
I mean, my partner of 15 years started as a fling who accidentally lit himself on fire trying to do a party trick before I decided to sleep with him.
Nice
I’ll be saying that when we hit 69 years together
So, did you fix him?
Fix what? He’s always been great, haha.
The burns, did you fix the burns?
They weren’t too bad, and they were on his other hand, so they didn’t even get in the way later that night