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Or even if you should, I don’t want you to.
“Are you okay?”
Me, seconds from dying: “Yeah, don’t worry about it”
I still remember when my sister was sick as a kid and my dad asked her if she was going to puke because she looked like she was. She got half way through saying “no” when she abruptly projectile vomited all over him.