Capitalism Simulator 2025™: TAX CUT EDITION

No handouts. No safe spaces. Just cold, hard freedom.

🦅 From the unapologetic minds at Red Tape Interactive, the creators of Crypto Crusaders and Based Kart Racers, comes the most free-market-accurate simulation ever developed.

🎖️ No wokeness. 💼 No victimhood. 🛠️ Just grit, grind, and God-given liberty.

🎮 GAME OVERVIEW

In Capitalism Simulator 2025™: Tax Cut Edition, you don’t play to “be represented.” You play to dominate the market, build an empire, and reclaim your country—one foreclosed property at a time.

Your goal? 💣 Crush the nanny state. 📈 Exploit the invisible hand. 🦍 Become alpha of the free world.

💼 CORE FEATURES

🏗️ FREE ENTERPRISE CAREER MODE™

You start with a modest inheritance of $500K (earned the hard way—via generational excellence).

Climb the economic ladder by:

  • Buying cheap labor & selling “freedom merch”
  • Flipping houses, NFTs, and college campuses
  • Defeating local commies in passive-aggressive HOA board elections

🧢 “Life isn’t fair. That’s why I win.” – You, every cutscene

🏛️ TAX HAVEN CITY BUILDER™

Design your very own DeSantis-core private town with zero federal oversight. Populate it with:

  • School voucher-only education zones
  • Private militias with Constitution-themed uniforms
  • Drive-thru churches (Faith = +5 GDP)

Boosts:

  • Patriotic Aesthetics 🇺🇸
  • Religious Liberty Buffs ✝️
  • Gas-Guzzler Tourism Industry 🛻

Build responsibly. The EPA isn’t invited.

📱 CULTURE WARFARE™ – Social Media PvP

Wage information war against digital soyboys, leftist NPCs, and basement-dwelling anarchists.

Unlock debate perks like:

  • 🧠 “Do Your Own Research” – +10 resistance to facts
  • 💪 “Triggered?” – Auto-stuns gender-studies majors
  • 🕵️‍♂️ “Shadowban Immunity” – Unlock with Parler integration

Engage in:

  • Daily rants via RightSpeak™ (in-game social platform)
  • Cancel-proof clout farming
  • Influencer collabs with The Joe Rogan Class (requires DLC)

📉 WOKE THREAT METER™

Monitor the spread of degeneracy in your capitalist paradise. Threats include:

  • Pronoun updates in your HR software
  • Free school lunch programs
  • Minorities gaining media representation

Deploy countermeasures like:

  • Traditional Family Units 👨‍👩‍👦
  • Second Amendment Festivals 🔫
  • Mandatory National Anthem Moments 🇺🇸🎶

📈 REAL ECONOMY SKILL TREE™

Choose your capitalist build:

  • 🏦 Vulture VC – Buy low, sell high, leave ruins behind
  • 💼 Boomer Real Estate Lord – Passive income from inherited property
  • 🎖️ Defense Contractor – Every war is a business opportunity

Special Abilities:

  • Lobbyist Summon – Rewrite laws in real time
  • Crypto Pump Spell – Summon gains from thin air
  • Prayer Buff – 15% chance to dodge all taxation

💰 MONETIZATION

💸 Patriot Points™

Earned by:

  • Firing union organizers
  • Defunding libraries
  • Quoting Thomas Sowell in meetings

💵 Grindcoin™

Backed by gold and protein powder.

Spend it on:

  • Muscle cars
  • Land deals
  • NFTs of Ronald Reagan doing pushups

No participation trophies. No safety nets. Just premium capitalism.

🏁 ENDINGS

  • 🦅 TRUE AMERICAN ENDING: You own 87% of the country, secede, and declare yourself CEO-President of New Texas.
  • 🚀 TECH BRO ENDING: You upload your soul to a blockchain and dodge death & taxes forever.
  • 🧠 COMMUNIST FAIL ENDING: You legalize public healthcare. Game deletes itself in shame.

🛍️ EDITIONS

🧢 Standard Edition

Includes:

  • $500K starter trust fund
  • Free-market tutorial narrated by Jordan Peterson
  • “Hustle Harder” soundtrack pack

💎 Tax Cut Edition™ (Pre-Order)

Unlock:

  • Audit-Proof Accounting Skin
  • Private Jet Spawn Point
  • Limited Edition Ayn Rand Jetpack

🥾 BOOTSTRAPS MODE (Nightmare Difficulty)

Start with:

  • $0, two jobs, and a podcast addiction
  • No access to public services
  • One slip-up, and you’re forced into a co-op housing collective

Only 0.01% of players survive. That’s the point. 🇺🇸

📆 LAUNCH INFO

🗓️ RELEASE DATE: Q2 2026 (earlier if we dodge the SEC)

💻 PLATFORMS: PC, Xbox, and FreedomOS (Patriot-exclusive blockchain console)

🛒 WISHLIST NOW or pre-order for the exclusive AR-15 DLC Pack, including:

  • “Live, Laugh, Liberty” weapon skin
  • Gadsden Camo
  • Ammo crates shaped like bald eagles

🔥 PRAISE FROM PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WORK

“Finally, a game where I can build a gas empire, ban therapy, and replace teachers with preachers.” – American Freedom Times

“This is what SimCity would look like if it had a spine.” – IGN (we definitely didn’t bribe them)

“My wife left me, but I just bought my third F-150 in-game. Who’s laughing now?” – Steam Review (Verified Patriot)

🧷 STAY UNWOKE. STAY UNBOTHERED.

This is Capitalism Simulator 2025™. 📈 Build wealth. Trigger libs. Win forever.