A Tesla driver and two kids were burned alive after crashing into a tree because rescuers were unable to open the electronic doors, according to police.
Oh, killer cars? that’s cute. How about a drug that makes you become a car for 12 hours at a time, and each time you use it, it physically destroys your brain a little bit
In summary, never buy a Tesla.
The CEO is a bona fide nazi, and the board will stop at nothing to pay him a trillion dollars.
The vehicle will incinerate you at a time of its choosing.
Holy fuck this is all arguably not hyperbolic, satirical, nor seen as extreme.
Too ridiculous for fiction. Except P.K. Dick I guess.
PKD would’ve been like
kinda sounds like that movie, “The Substance”, in a manner of speaking
I was thinking a little bit of Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
It was only mild to moderately unnerving to compose it.
Makes you wonder if this is just another case of deregulation driving up its body count, or if a certain Nazi is acting out his oven fetish.
If he can somehow manage to skyrocket the value of the company from 1 trillion to 8 trillion.
Trump: I’ll get the money printers going, we’ll make that $1 Trillion into $8 trillion in 6 years, 4 years ahead of schedule!