and church was unaware of that “fact” for 1700 years? that’s very interesting reading of parable of talents, which actually says do shit for god, dipshit, and don’t sit on your ass with your talant hidden in a sand
God wants you to be rich and invest. And the more you invest the closer to God you are. Everything is literal, and commies want you to hate Jesus and money
Tried that one before, they just hit me with Jesus was a small business owner (carpenter duh) who played the stock market
and church was unaware of that “fact” for 1700 years?
that’s very interesting reading of parable of talents, which actually says do shit for god, dipshit, and don’t sit on your ass with your talant hidden in a sand
Um aktually you’re wrong
God wants you to be rich and invest. And the more you invest the closer to God you are. Everything is literal, and commies want you to hate Jesus and money
god, 1 a.d.: invest in credit default swaps, you heathen