Sitting on this rn: 🥚
Thank you for engaging with my egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
EGG
Thank you for engaging with my egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
Masturbate probably.
I’m sorry, was I asking you? I mean… I did, just not here!
What was the question?
I don’t remember.
Thank you for creating egg juice content!
Thank you for engaging with my juiced content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
Maybe I’ll create some egg content. It depends if eggs are better than books or not.
Maybe there’s a book about eggs out there somewhere!
Nice fridget content!
Thank you for engaging with my refrigerated content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
Thank you for creating world egg content!
Thank you for engaging with my worldly egg content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
I’m going to go to bed early and listen to the fireworks!
You don’t want to watch the fireworks with your eyes too?
No!
Thank you for creating Navy content
Thank you for engaging with my content! How do you intend to celebrate world egg day?
- Step 1: forage for the eggs
- Step 2: remove the hard dry outside part of the egg and get the wet insides in a vessel.
- Step 3: whip the wet egg innards.
- Step 4: whip too hard and spill the vessel over, making it land on the floor and splash everywhere.
- Step 5: cry because you got wet egg juice on your face.
