i submit to my fascist shooting alien overlords

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The aliens were in contact with the USSR since the revolution. When Khrushchev reigned, he had a KGB campaign to kill most of the population who adored Stalin so the aliens space lifted them and they currently live in communist andromeda. The hit was ordered by the USSR on Kirk and was executed through the kenovians who are also in a proxy war with the jarudendrozoxi who believe in treat man theory.

    • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the jarudendrozoxi who believe in treat man theory

      That’s only because their planet is the largest supplier of treats in the galaxy and so their whole society is built around it. They have a saying on Jarudendrozox IV, “He who controls the treats controls the universe.”