• selkiesidhe@lemm.ee
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    12 hours ago

    I’m gonna go ahead and claim defeat over the possible fight with anything. Hell I lost a fight with hair curlers once.

    • neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 hours ago

      One of those big white ducks with the red gullet things once trapped my son and I in a bathroom at a zoo. We were heading there anyway and my son stopped to look at it, then it start following us a little too fast so we booked it. We did our business and I forgot about the duck until I open the door and it tried charging in. I ended up throwing a roll of toilet paper behind him and while he was distracted we snuck by.

      All in all 9/10 zoo day. My son still talks about the time I outsmarted a duck.