I’ve noticed on this website a lot of Americans like to call their president their “big wet boy.”

And I would like to notify them that in Ireland, the president (currently Michael Higgins, different guy than the taoiseach Micheál Martin) is Uachtarán na hÉireann (President of Ireland). Uachtarán means cream (like when cream rises, also why we say “cream of the crop” in English).

All of this to say, while America may have a big wet boy for now, Ireland always has and will always have a creamy boy.