I heard toothbrush joke today at work.
Hand me my basin wrench and come under here with me and watch what im doing - ‘you mean our basin wrench’.
(At lunch today) Can you pass my water jug to me please? ‘you mean out water jug, comrade?’
He’s the new owner’s 17 year old fail son.
I dont get paid enough for this shit.
If nothing else, always breaking into an educational lecture when an idiot at work says something dumb is a great way to get them to stop their unfunny jokes around you. Even if they never actually learn anything.