Brand new furniture becomes trash in months. Gotta mop up streaks when she decides to hide behind the couch and not drink her water. Get woke up in the middle of the night when fatty decides she didn’t eat enough.
I could sit here and type for a hundred years and not even come close to airing out my frustration. :p
God help me.
Teach them not to do that, for starters.
I have sprayed her with water, ran her off, put up scratching posts right in front of it, only to look over and see her scratching around it.