What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I’ve ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper
You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.
“Smooth equals feminine”
“Wrinkly equals masculine”
Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet.
If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine
But what about your brain 🤔
Cutesy and demure
What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I’ve ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper
You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you’re wearing exactly one spur.
metallic jingle… step… metallic jingle… step
You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.
Throw it in the trash.
I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain