I used to be a fiction writer, and not a very good one. When I was still in college (or maybe just after I left) I wrote fan fiction set in Terry Pratchett's Discworld universe. Starring a gargoyle...

Over a decade ago, I wrote terrible Discworld fan fiction. It starred a gargoyle who wanted to go to the moon - and plenty of masonry puns. I can only apologize for what you’re about to witness.