• HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    Though what caused the buffalo to randomly charge directly at and over some guy dressed like a hunter, I guess we’ll never know.

    Prey animal that weighs as much as a truck and has survived for millions of years with everything trying to eat it: Has evolved a brain capable of identifying predators based on past interactions and decides to defend itself. Literally the same thing they do to wolves and cougars and shit.

    Humans: Surprised Pikachu face “But I thought they were too dumb to do that!”

    The fucking gall to call this “unprovoked.” Your presence and smell provoked them because they saw their family getting gunned down by your species dumbass. What, did you fucking expect them to just stand there like a video game NPC waiting for you to initiate the battle?