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That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds
What’s a pig going to do to a mouse, smell it?
It’s long pork
Nice!
It’s how they recycle their dead.
Soylent Green for pigs
The rashers are unnervingly straight, it’s okay it must be turkey bacon
Its human bacon.
So… cops?
Projectile breakfast, how efficient!
So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”
There was supposedly a company selling “hufu”, which was imitation human meat, but I think it was a hoax.
Great name though :-)





