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      Even if that were true, there’d be 90 others getting clean hits in. Yea, many guys aren’t walking away from a bare knuckled fight with a gorilla, but the point is, neither is the one gorilla.

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        Lol, in this scenario the majority of the injuries/deaths would be from the stampede of people running away from the gorilla after seeing it disembowel someone.

        This is like someone saying why don’t groups of people always just rush someone with an ar-15?

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          No, this is a planned fight to the death. Only an idiot assumes only pansies are signing up for it. If the gorilla is equally informed and willing about the situation, the gorilla looses.

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            No, this is a planned fight to the death. Only an idiot assumes only pansies are signing up for it.

            How many people do you think actually have experiences with a “fight to the death”, and how many people insane enough to sign up for this would just be people overestimating their own skills and bravery?

            gorilla is equally informed and willing about the situation, the gorilla looses.

            My guy… it’s a gorilla. A gorilla cannot be as equally informed and willing as a person. What are you going to do, make it sign a contract?

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              How many people do you think actually have experiences with a “fight to the death”,

              Of the ~8 billion people in the world, I’d say more than 100.

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              You’re continuing to miss the point entirely… Good job choosing to be a dumbass.

              A gorilla is one of the more peaceful apes. More peaceful than humans. If anything, an uninformed gorilla would perform worse, so thanks for inadvertently proving my point while continuing to misunderstand it.

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                A gorilla is one of the more peaceful apes. More peaceful than humans.

                Unless provoked… Not many people are stupid enough to provoke a male silverback.

                uninformed gorilla would perform worse, so thanks for inadvertently proving my point while continuing to misunderstand it.

                Uninformed? How exactly are a hundred people going to pull off a sneak attack on a gorilla?

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                  How long do gorilla fights last? Since I know you won’t look it up, I’ll give you an important hint: far shorter than human fights.

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                    Lol, I’m not stating that 100 humans do not process the endurance to kill a gorilla. I’m stating that a hundred strangers would panic and injure each other in the attempt to not be the next person rag dolled across the floor.

                    Everyone is tough until they watch someone get their face bitten off…

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      Humans aren’t made of paper.

      Even swinging a metal girder wouldn’t kill 10 men in one go, just the first few and maim a couple more.