• stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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      6 days ago

      I can’t believe that it’s finally me and you, just us, and your friend STEVE tudududu tudutu STEVE

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    7 days ago

    When you’re the last single person at the party … and it’s your house … but the last horny couple still want you to leave.

    • Septimaeus@infosec.pubEnglish
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      5 days ago

      Or keeps talking about how long they’ve been looking for their “unicorn” and you’re hoping to avoid telling them why.