🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoAnon has a female friendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down14
arrow-up149arrow-down1imageAnon has a female friendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agomessage-square65fedilink
minus-squareSkanky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 days agoThe correct reply is… “There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
minus-squareblockheadjt@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days ago“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoBe prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoMake a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
The correct reply is…
“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”
Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.