Dammit quit that. We don’t need spotlights to our soul.
Why does the bed have a noose?
I’m more curious what’s on the window. Flame thrower? Super soaker with compressed air feed for shooting holy water on distant vampires? High powered douche?
Edit: it’s a boom microphone and pop filter screen, but I prefer my earlier interpretations
The photo initially looks like it was taken in the 80’s or 90’s. Then the more you look at it, you realize it was probably taken within the last 10 years.
Ain’t no way she had that mic set up in her room much earlier.
I can fix her
Me to the mirror
EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT.
Reality is the name of her cat
if its 3AM and the sun is coming through your windows like that… you are probably gonna have to make plans to move outside the arctic circle as step two. step one would be blacking out those windows so you can sleep for a normal cycle first.