When I was a teen, my friend told me he has a crazy spot. We smoke and he guides me. We go through a forest and enter a small town of identical houses, with one big house at the end. The curvy roads are all connected, and there’s only one entrance/exit. As I drive around, people come through their front doors and stare at us, or stare at us from inside their houses.

He brought me to a cult town.

“Why is that hedge giving off smoke like a chimney?”

I bet it gets real hot in there in the summer though

Hell yeah