pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoHoly Electrolytesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10
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minus-squareraynethackery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoI mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn’t he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?
minus-squareraynethackery@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoYes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.
minus-squareNicoleFromToronto@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoSeems your method of baptising children has already been discovered and is in heavy usage amongst all the christian sects.
I mean, water has to be blessed by a priest first before it becomes holy. So, what if the only thing available is a bottle of Gatorade but you have a priest? Couldn’t he bless the Gatorade so that the person could be baptized?
Semen is like 85% water
Yes, but, every sperm is sacred, so God might get irate.
Thank God we are protestant!
Seems your method of baptising children has already been discovered and is in heavy usage amongst all the christian sects.