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minus-squarelath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoIt was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.* *Or not.
minus-squareMarcomachtKuchen@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThe only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoThat’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.
It was scientifically proven that the squiggly lines make the seat seem cleaner than it actually is.*
*Or not.
The only pattern that can seemlessly integrate vomit, yoghurt, chocolate and bubblegum into itself and look completely unchanged afterwards.
That’s why hotel carpets have similar godawful patterns. You can’t spot the stains.