Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down10
arrow-up1119arrow-down1imageMy sleep paralysis demon: "Cheese to meet you." Me: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareAernaLingus [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoWhat about vegan cheese
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·3 months agoGives you vegan nightmares.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoIs that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
minus-squareOwl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoNah that’s a vegan’s nightmares. Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoNowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
minus-squareHestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoThat sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoImagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 months agoI’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.
minus-squareMeltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months ago
What about vegan cheese
Gives you vegan nightmares.
Is that like when I dream I ate meat and then feel guilty about it when I wake up?
Nah that’s a vegan’s nightmares.
Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don’t eat animal products.
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Nowadays, I have both of those in my recurring nightmare catalog!
That sounds worse than regular nightmares. I’ll stick with regular cheese and moral ambiguity, please
Imagine the xenomorph from the movie Alien, except they’re vegan instead of doing chest burster shit.
I’m picturing a xenomorph bursting out of a watermelon or red cabbage or bean dip or something “gory”.