I’m glad that I’m not the only one who feels the primal urge to slap the soil sack
From my own perspective, if anything looks vaguely (vaguely!) like an ass packed into a pair of jeans like these beautiful sacks look, I would be remiss in not giving them a cursory smack.
(vaguely!)
I diagnose you with thirst
Absolutely and weirdly I do the same with beef loins at Costco. Lol
Uncontrollable urge to slap loins huh? I hear ya
😂
Wait is this a thing? Cause I’ve definitely done that before.
The baby’s got so much nutrients, apple tree’s go 0 to 60cm in a week!
this self-dialog could apply to so many images…
brain: fuck you bro, i aint touching that shit
me: good call
Would love to but I’d be worried about popping the bag and having to pay for it
Don’t slap it too hard, though, because those bags are barely keeping it together as it is, and you’re likely to rip a hole in it.
…you gotta
